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  How Pure Are You?

  by MrMoe in

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  omg i am like super wicked....

  http://test.thespark.com/puritytest/.

  you are 29% pure!

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  The Devil

  But if you take into consideration that there are over 8 Billion humans on the earth. Lets just say for arguments sake that it is 8 Billion. Now 1% of 8 Billion would be well I never was good in math but lets just say its a whole bunch of humans.
  I looked at how many took the test. That number was 11,261,759. Now 1% of that number is 112,617.59 (If I am doing my Math right)
  And out of those I am sure a few post on this site.

  Not going soft but sure getting a good selection to torment. Think of the fun I can have when they are worse than me. Wooo Hoo I can't wait till they come down on their destined day. Especially you.

  By the way if you are worse than me how do you know Jesus. I didn't think he associated with the likes of you or is he on his "save the world" mission again.

  Lucifer
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  How Pure Are You?

  by MrMoe in

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  omg i am like super wicked....

  http://test.thespark.com/puritytest/.

  you are 29% pure!

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  The Devil

  See I really am not that bad of a guy.
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  How Pure Are You?

  by MrMoe in

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  omg i am like super wicked....

  http://test.thespark.com/puritytest/.

  you are 29% pure!

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  The Devil

  I am wondering that myself. I just sent out a team of demons to find out for me. I will post when I find out.
  But my feelings are either its my connection of dirty old men in Brooklyn or that puny Taliban guy Osama.
  Stay tuned for an update.

  Lucifer
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  How Pure Are You?

  by MrMoe in

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  omg i am like super wicked....

  http://test.thespark.com/puritytest/.

  you are 29% pure!

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  The Devil

  Scary that there are humans that more unpure than me. Wow.

  You are 9% Pure!
  (Very interesting.)

  Here's how the REST of the world breaks down, compared to you:

  people less pure than you (1%)
  people like you (0%)
  people more pure than you (99%)

  Lucifer
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  This is the ultimate in depraved....

  by Mimilly in

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  posted at 12:44 pm edt friday, july 26. .

  s.african baby-rapist jailed for life

  reuters news agency.

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  The Devil

  The torture this guy is going to get.

  I have a special Hell for humans like this.

  I mean I may be the Devil but somethings bother even me.

  Lucifer
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  WERE YOU CONSIDERED A GOOD EXAMPLE?

  by minimus in

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  have you ever had to deal with the thought that you really weren't that good of an example?

  perhaps, the congregation was encouraged to pioneer or reach out for bethel service or go to seldom worked territory, etc.

  and when you applied, you were told that you didn't qualify.

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  The Devil

  None of the children were allowed to play with me. I guess their parents thought I might make them do something bad.

  Lucifer

  Edited by - the devil on 25 July 2002 20:51:41
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  what flavour are you? :p

  by FreeRangeChicken in

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  hmmm... tastes like chicken.. .

  am i chicken?

  am i a frog?

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  The Devil

  I taste of Death.
  
  Doesn't everyone want a taste of death? Well they should. Most people deserve death. Keep away from me unless you think you're better than that. I probably won't like you.

  Well I suppose that fits.

  Lucifer
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  Man, after all, creates gods in his own image.

  by Bleep in

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  this is why i like to help those come to an accurate knowledge in the first place.

  those that agree that there has been so many god's that have been worshiped can post here.

  satan is behind it all of course.

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  The Devil

  This is why I like to help those come to an accurate knowledge in the first place. Those that agree that there has been so many god's that have been worshiped can post here. Satan is behind it all of course.

  As much as I would like to take the credit for that I can't. It was actually some renegade angels that decided they wanted the power that god and myself had. Unfortunately they didn't realize that even if they had humans believing in them it wouldn't make them stronger. Silly angels.

  Lucifer
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  This is why the Demons can't be human.

  by Bleep in

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  only god has the power to create things.

  but he can have help with the design.that is why they can only be mutants or huge giants when having relations with humans.

  the demons have the power to go into the body.

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  The Devil

  Actually there are a few select demons that I allow to be human. You may know some of them as the Governing Body.

  Satans world is still at it trying to keep people from doing God's Principles. As you can see in my last post 1914 was the year Satan and his demons were casted down.

  Oh come on now. We have been around for as long the time period I call the "genesis". We were never cast down. I decided that I needed some warmer weather whereas God refused to adjust the temperature accordingly. So I took those that wanted to go south and we made our own home. You might know it as "Hell".

  And we never "force" anyone to go against god. Alot of people just realized they have more fun with me.

  Lucifer

  Edited by - The Devil on 25 July 2002 20:25:32
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  Is There a HELL ??

  by 67mustang in

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  according to revelation 20:10 the devil will be tormented day and night forever and ever along with the "false prophet".

  i asked several jw's about this and the reply was "we don't take it like that" or "it doesn't literally mean that".

  wether or not there is a hell it sure seams they are missing or ignoring something.

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  The Devil

  Yes, Hell does exist. But I wouldn't necessarily call it torment (to me anyway).

  Lucifer